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Dollar breakfast selfie (leaned over to include dumpling-smith...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:36:46 -0400

Dollar breakfast selfie (leaned over to include dumpling-smith at work) (at Fried Dumpling)

…because this entire time our hot dogs were being raised...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:55:37 -0400

…because this entire time our hot dogs were being raised on the flesh of other hot dogs. J’ACCUSE #seenonmyrun 4.04 miles, 37:37 and kind of lightheaded (at Battery Park)

Lafayette on Lafayette (at Lafayette)

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:03:52 -0400

Lafayette on Lafayette (at Lafayette)

motherjones: nickbaumann: Awesome icons of the Female Saints...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:02:00 -0400

motherjones:

nickbaumann:

Awesome icons of the Female Saints of Television, by Spencer Salberg. Prints are available here.

“Our Lady of Having it All”

The way these are framed with laurels makes me want to see them completed …as currency notes!

Tip jars: you can’t tell from this angle but cats are...

Tue, 14 May 2013 08:39:52 -0400

Tip jars: you can’t tell from this angle but cats are better fundraisers than pancakes (at The Bean)

There’s money in the banana stand (line goes all the way...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:20:57 -0400

There’s money in the banana stand (line goes all the way down the block!) #arresteddevelopment (at Radio City Music Hall)

Julia Child, noted hot dog aficionado

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:03:31 -0400

Julia Child, noted hot dog aficionado

6-1/2 Ave, between W51st and 52nd St

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:38:21 -0400

6-1/2 Ave, between W51st and 52nd St

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Thu, 09 May 2013 14:51:40 -0400

Here Are Idiot Celebrities Talking Out Of Their Asses About Punk At Last Night's Met Gala

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:35:12 -0400

jadedpunk:

Last night, the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York hosted the 2013 Met Gala. This year’s theme was “Punk: From Chaos To Couture.” For many celebrities, this was the first time they had used the word “punk” in a sentence that wasn’t “Have my assistant get me Daft Punk tickets.” It was also an excuse for them to spend $10,000 to spike their hair up and play punk dress up for a night. When interviewed, they all sounded like total shitheads talking out of their asses. Here’s what some of them had to say in these actual quotes from the red carpet…

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Finally! This is the kind of scorn that has been missing from all coverage of the Met Gala. Well done!!

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Thu, 09 May 2013 08:30:26 -0400

#freecooperunion (at The Cooper Union)

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:46:52 -0400

#freecooperunion (at The Cooper Union)

wnyc: Obituary for Matt Groening’s mother, who died recently....

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:01:46 -0400

wnyc:

Obituary for Matt Groening’s mother, who died recently. Simpsons fans will recognize some names.

-Jody, BL Show-

(h/t metafilter)

Museum inside the museum: “Mouse Museum” by Claes...

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:45:47 -0400

Museum inside the museum: “Mouse Museum” by Claes Oldenburg (at Museum of Modern Art (MoMA))

May 4 - today! and new sneakers

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:27:06 -0400

May 4 - today! and new sneakers

Statues of liberty - 4.02 miles #seenonmyrun (at Battery Park)

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:01:17 -0400

Statues of liberty - 4.02 miles #seenonmyrun (at Battery Park)

Harry Potter and The One That Got Away

Fri, 03 May 2013 09:37:55 -0400

a snippet of actual dinner conversation from last night, enjoy

Me: …well, what was it you liked about her? Was she really attractive?

K: Not particularly.

Me: Was it her intellect?

K: (too emphatically) No.

Me: Did she have a confident air of culture and sophistication?

K: No …

Me: …

K: …I liked her because she came across like an oddball.

Me: What, like Luna Lovegood?

K: Yes!

clippie: math just got important

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:15:53 -0400

clippie:

math just got important

new: Cosmarxpolitan

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:01:55 -0400

new:

Cosmarxpolitan

1st Ave, East Village - eyebrows light the way

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:34:01 -0400

1st Ave, East Village - eyebrows light the way